It’s a great alternative to owning a horse…cheaper too.
Fuck Kryptonite. I want one of these security systems for my bike.
Resident: Hello officers, may I help you?
Police: Yes, we have received several reports from various neighbors that they’ve been hearing what sounds like a man screaming in your household. Is there anyone here seriously injured or in need of medical assistance?
Resident: ………oh right. Well, here’s the thing…
