Matt's Ruminations

It’s a great alternative to owning a horse…cheaper...

Sun, 27 May 2012 22:54:44 -0400

It’s a great alternative to owning a horse…cheaper too.

Austerity Survival Guide. Know it. Follow it. Remember it.

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:38:25 -0400

Austerity Survival Guide.

Know it. Follow it. Remember it.

This is NOT a trailer for a movie. This…is an awesome...

Sat, 26 May 2012 04:14:43 -0400

This is NOT a trailer for a movie.

This…is an awesome thank you note from Bill Murray.

Source: I asked Bill for an autograph. I got this instead

Watch out for the…Frisbee of death!

Fri, 25 May 2012 04:25:19 -0400

Watch out for the…Frisbee of death!

"Shit. What ever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who swallows too..."

Fri, 25 May 2012 03:43:00 -0400

“

Shit. What ever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn’t grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. Nature knows best!

Sir George Carlin

”

- He definitely made a solid point.

Kids Eating Detergent Packets

The kid who eats too many detergent packets doesn’t grow up to have a functioning brain. Nature knows best

Thanks Reddit! Now I have a whole new way to fuck with people on...

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:29:00 -0400

Thanks Reddit!

Now I have a whole new way to fuck with people on chat boards. Muhahahaha

This wins my video of the week. What. The. Fuck.

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:33:00 -0400

This wins my video of the week.

What. The. Fuck.

So horrible and yet… so funny

Tue, 22 May 2012 19:46:00 -0400

So horrible and yet…

so funny

Qantas cuts 500 engineering jobs

Tue, 22 May 2012 03:57:00 -0400

“Qantas has confirmed it will slash 500 engineering jobs and close its heavy maintenance base in Melbourne - one of three in Australia - by August as part of cost-cutting measures.

Ending weeks of speculation about the extent of the cuts, Qantas today said that it would consolidate its heavy maintenance work into bases in Brisbane and at Avalon Airport near Geelong following the closure of the facility at Melbourne’s Tullamarine Airport with the loss of 422 jobs.”

Rainmans tantrum just got shot to shit.

Quantas will crash….soon

James Lipton schools Mitt Romney

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:17:10 -0400

James Lipton schools Mitt Romney

I Jackie Chan Goddamn right.

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:03:51 -0400

I Jackie Chan

Goddamn right.

I’d feel a little more confident in using the feature and...

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:35:56 -0400

I’d feel a little more confident in using the feature and the Firefox design team if they had put someone on camera who didn’t sound like they were pulling the dialogue right out of their ass.

We could also do without the “Hi. Where in my bedroom” decor look.

This guy’s a great story teller

Wed, 16 May 2012 01:32:43 -0400

This guy’s a great story teller

What the fuck did I just watch

Wed, 16 May 2012 01:25:51 -0400

What the fuck did I just watch

wakingthedragon: starlingivy: celebraterickysargulesh: Ha,...

Tue, 15 May 2012 08:41:46 -0400

wakingthedragon:

starlingivy:

celebraterickysargulesh:

Ha, no, I did not just spend 20 minutes photoshopping a “Game of Scones” poster, why do you ask.

Also known as “Love Games”

WHICH HOUSES WOULD BE WHICH TYPES OF SCONES I WONDER?

Platform of Japan brings you…The Data Killer Now you...

Mon, 14 May 2012 14:44:50 -0400

Platform of Japan brings you…The Data Killer

Now you don’t have to go scrambling for the lighter fluid when the new world order police break down your door looking for all those pirated films and animal porn.

Fantastic.

But….why are the units so fucking huge!? Big foot print.

DVD anti-piracy warnings are now twice as long? Then I’ll...

Mon, 14 May 2012 14:33:00 -0400

DVD anti-piracy warnings are now twice as long?

Then I’ll go and make a sandwich for twice as long.

The obesity epidemic just got real…

Sun, 13 May 2012 23:51:46 -0400

The obesity epidemic just got real…

Scientific American debunks Organic farming. Myth #1: Organic...

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:27:00 -0400

Scientific American debunks Organic farming.

Myth #1: Organic Farms Don’t Use Pesticides

Myth #2: Organic Foods are Healthier

Myth #3: Organic Farming Is Better For The Environment

Myth #4: It’s all or none

"There’s a great story about Pablo Picasso. Some guy told Picasso he’d pay him to draw a..."

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:05:45 -0400

“

There’s a great story about Pablo Picasso. Some guy told Picasso he’d pay him to draw a picture on a napkin. Picasso whipped out a pen and banged out a sketch, handed it to the guy, and said, “One million dollars, please.”

“A million dollars?” the guy exclaimed. “That only took you thirty seconds!”

“Yes,” said Picasso. “But it took me fifty years to learn how to draw that in thirty seconds.”

”

- I Will Not Read Your Fucking Script