Matt's Ruminations

Actors have always and will always fuck up lines.

Still, it’s hilarious watching Bogart screw up on camera.

Movies from an Alternate Universe

James Dean would wipe the floor with Gosling, no question.

Maybe she’s born with it..

Nah….I’m pretty sure it’s photoshop

Fotoshop…by Adobe.

Look thinner, gorgeous and perfect….forever

9 Silly Things People Say When They Hear You Don’t Want Kids

1. Aren’t you worried about ending up old and lonely?

2. “But you’d have such great kids!”

3. “But you’d be such a great mom!”

4. Don’t you want a family?

5. “But they’re so cute!”

6. “But it’s natural.”

7. “It’s a woman’s greatest achievement.”

8. “You’ll change your mind.”

9. “You should have at least one of your own.”

(Source: alternet.org)

This is Spielberg predicting the future of film in 1982.

[starts in at 0:23]

Completely fucking accurate.

Spooky.

(Source: moviebob.blogspot.com)

Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom.

I’m open minded about this one.

Paula Deen Has Diabetes…This Surprises People?

Her ENTIRE show centered around making high carb, high sugar meals.

She’s definitely not a follower of Gary Taubes, I can tell you that much.

There’s really nothing to say…..

(Source: Slate)

"If a male performer can’t do the ‘performing’ part, you’re out a lot a lot a lot of money.” That’s why you see the same male performers used over and over again. To the porn industry, Evan Stone’s penis is interchangeable with Ron Jeremy’s or Rocco Siffredi’s or Manuel Ferrara’s or James Deen’s."

I didn’t much care for James Deen before, but now I just see him as a pretentious dick prop.

Congratulations, you’re Jewish (practicing, non-practicing?) and you’re in porn, so is Ron Jeremy, Randy West and several dozen other male porn stars; this doesn’t make you special.

Jesus fuck, even Rocco Siffredi isn’t this arrogant.

(Source: GOOD)

"The question read, “Each tree had 56 oranges. If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?"

http://www.wcti12.com/news/30165192/detail.html

NASA’s playing god, they’re making their own weather!

Yes, but it’s still a monumental consumption of finite resources.

However…I’m still mind fucked by this.

Not the weather machine part, but the fact that NASA strong armed everyone in the area to move out with the threat of permanent deafness!

Fuck.

Response to Willy Wonka

touché

Ripley: What’s it key off?
Ash: Micro changes in air density.

It’s okay, I soiled myself too.

Make sure you know your cryptic Asian languages.

Might come in handy one day

….or not.

…because pretty soon, your only form of entertainment is going to be betting on cockroach races in a military prison.

Yeah, I’d say that’s a fairly accurate foreshadowing.