Matt's Ruminations


There are 8 million stories in the naked city. My name is Matt and this is my story. I'm just not naked. Not at the moment, anyway.


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They Do What The Cops Can't...So What's The Problem?

8 Men Disguised As Cops Are Accused of Abducting, Torturing and Robbing Dozens of Drug Dealers

The Chief’s going to sh*t a brick, but we know he’ll just yell a lot at these best-intentions-underdog m.o.d. squad. Relax guys, the chief loves ya, he’s just tough on the outside.

 

 Why can’t we just embrace the Paul Kersey’s of this world, instead of imprisoning them? They save law enforcement officers everywhere a lot of red tape.

 

Motherfuc*er thinks he’s rambo, haha 

The Force Is Strong With This One

 

 

Great Job Guys, That Was One In A Million =)

Style And Form Come First, But Kicking Ass Comes A Close Fuc*ing Second

NYPD Detectives Talk Looks While Busting Bad Guys

As my dear readers know, I was involved in the NYPD candidate program back in the winter but dropped out. Pending certain negotiations, I may return to move onto the ranks of my coveted dream position of 1st Grade Detective Lieutenant.

Being as it is now, its always good to keep tabs on what the latest men’s fashions are when it comes to the investigation/intelligence division of the New York Police Department.

Now that we know they will always be looking spotless, what about their taste buds? Hey fellas, who here is up for some Amuse Bouche at Per Se?

 

Weekend Food Edition - Cuy: The Other Other Other White Meat

Cuy, its whats for lunch



I’m a New Yorker, so by definition alone I’m into anything cultural that’s new and interesting, I’ll try anything at least once. This however took a good 30 seconds or so for me to get over laughing. The video is priceless, they show a restaurant operator basting and cooking (into the rotisserie) a little animal that looks like a giant rat, but its actually a Guinea Pig. Looks tasty, however readers be warned; cuy doesn’t have a lot of meat on it, and it also takes almost two hours to cook (so call in advance to the restaurant before heading out). Now, where did I put the knife and fork?

I'm Amazed This Guy Didn't Contract "Hairy Palm"

Today In The News: Japanese Office Worker Browses 270,000 Porn Sites

Wow, 270,000 sites, with the math broken down, that’s roughly 2,888 sites a day!

Being that he’s Japanese, I don’t suppose theirs a rule in the Hagakure for being found at your desk “choking the rabbi”. So a slap on the wrist and a slight pay reduction isn’t so bad. Then again, the whole office knows what he did. Good luck trying to shake hands with upper management now.

Made me think of that scene from Kentucky Fried Movie:


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