December 2009
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(Mom) Thanks again for the ice cream Matt, it was great.
(Me) Don’t thank me, thank the Dutch. Wait….is Häagen-Dazs a Dutch company? Is it Swedish? German?
(Mom) I’m not sure.
(Me) Okay I pulled up a Wiki on it. WTF!? It says the company was founded in 1961 in the Bronx New York by Reuben and Rose Mattus. It’s a Jewish company? Seriously? I never would’ve...
High School Student Solves The Plastic Crisis
It’s In the Bag! Teenager Wins Science Fair, Solves Massive Environmental Problem
Let’s just hope that after those microorganisms are done eating the plastic, they don’t move on to something else!
This reminds me of that episode from The Simpsons:
Agreed!
NYT Complaint Box | And Another Thing…
Here’s a quick way the city could generate revenue while doing us all a huge favor: golf umbrellas. They’re functional, come in lots of bright colors and are perfectly appropriate for keeping people dry. On a golf course. Anyone using one in the city should be fined.
On crowded sidewalks, these behemoths become weapon-like, poking the hair, eyes and...
Clips From The Documentary "The Age Of Stupid"...
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The War For Resources:
Global Cap:
Consumerism:
Cheap Energy & Bottled Water:
Balloon Dad Is Going To Jail, Must Apologize For...
Balloon Boy Dad Richard Heene Gets 90 Days Jail, Four Years Probation
I loved the comments section:
When will he apologize for that haircut?
By JA2009 on 12/23/2009 at 1:12pm
We All Wish We Were Poor This Holiday Season →
Nation’s Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas
75% of all income gains during the Bush... →
syntheticpubes:
Hitachi Magic Wand : orgasms :: Harper’s Index : rage
Kim Peek, The Man "Rain Man" Was Based On, Dies At...
Kim Peek, the original Rain Man, dies
He would read eight books a day, taking just ten seconds to read a page. He could read two pages simultaneously, his left eye reading the left page and his right eye reading the right page.
The man was brilliant and yet, he couldn’t even wipe his own ass. Being a genius often comes with a huge price tag.
For those of you who’ve been...
“I use to work for Home Depot. One day a lady came in and said she was helping...”
– CollegeHumor
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You either give me what I need or this switch will stay on until they turn the power off for lack of payment on the bill.
For my brother the sadist, Merry Christmas big guy =P
Torture Sequence From Taken (2008)..now in High Definition!
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Arson At My Local Ex-Bagel Shop
Cops: Brothers Torched LI Bagel Store
Remember that bagel shop I reported on a few months back that got burned down? Turns out the guys running it set it ablaze, and in the process, got a 60 year old firemen killed.
(Mug Shot of the two perps)
I don’t think I have to mention that the guy on the left looks like a complete sociopath.
Even though it was arson, I still think their bagels...
What Are Those Black Ominous Looking Clouds...
Calling Dr. Pangloss - By Justin Raimondo
Yes, “change” is surely in the air, but decline, too, is change. So get out those video games, turn on the television, and contemplate the prospect of a long and vacuous existence – because you’re going to need all the diversions you can get.
We are in the midst of – or, really, at the doorstep of – one of the most volatile, and...
WatchAll happiness and joy aside, Christmas is also about acknowledging your hatred and disapproval for your family members.
…Oh yeah, god bless everyone =D
I love the eerie music in this scene
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News Update: Customer Service Will Now Entail More...
Get ready to feel like royalty, retail will do anything to get your cash….well, almost anything.
The store now devotes its staff meetings every Saturday morning, before it opens, to the subject of customer service. Although Bergdorf was already known for attentive details like sending thank-you notes to customers, several shoppers reported receiving them recently for buying as little as an...
The Truth Is In The Experience, Oy Vey Is It In...
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Federal Trade Commission Accuses Intel Of Naughty...
Get ready to pull down your pants Intel, you’re in for a damn good spanking!
Governments on three continents have accused the company of systematically using large rebates and co-marketing arrangements to persuade computer makers to buy its microprocessors instead of those made by its smaller rivals, including Advanced Micro Devices. The regulators have contended that Intel’s tactics...
Hang On For The Ride Of Your Life, It's 13 Billion...
Trying to conceive the distance to the Ultra Deep Field
WatchGladiator 2 looks awesome!!!
Ridley + Crowe = Bad Ass Movie
“Frost…sometimes it makes the arrows stick”
[WHACK!]
Why White People Are White
The sun is the cause for racial intolerance…and so is vitamin D!
I Crapped My Pants Watching This, It Is Scarier...
Collapse (2009) IMDb
Start learning how to farm and build rafts kiddies, the end is coming….literally!
You can read Roger Ebert’s review of Collapse Here
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Enjoy!
In addition, you can also watch “The Truth & Lies Of 9/11” on Google Video
Truth & Lies is 2 1/2 hours long, so make some coffee and a sandwich, you’ll...
“Cramming all of these ads into the 30-minute broadcast of “A Charlie Brown...”
– My friend Leon’s Open letter to ABC.
What AT&T Should Change Their Motto To: "Are You...
AT&T To Charge More For Excessive Bandwidth Users
Why does everyone keep letting cellphone companies get away with this shit? It amazes me what we, as human beings will put up with.
This Is Why Michael Bay Is A Douchebag
No, don’t take any stance on women being objectified by Victoria’s Secret and other corporations, no, go right ahead and make a ridiculous commercial in the hopes that they sell more of their shit.
And don’t start with that “it will help the economy” shit either….it won’t!
Great Speech On How To Get The World Out Of The...
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Real Life Cloaking Effect, So....To Be Invisible...
Eh, I still like Mr. Predator’s Cloaking Device better ;-)
Fat...At 35,000 Feet
Should this man be able to fly on a plane?
“I believe this to be a safety compromise.”
That’s funny, I don’t. Sir George Carlin doesn’t agree either!
Google to Answers.com, Get Off My Search Engine!
Google quietly rolls out Dictionary
The company that might be hurt the most by Google’s new product is Answers.com. Previously, the “definition” button at the top right of all Google searches for words would direct users to entries on the Wikipedia-like Answers.com site. Now those links go to Google Dictionary, a less colorful, less cluttered interface.
WatchMatt’s Pwnage Clip Of The Day
Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade (1989)