January 2009
46 posts
David Pogue Is 100% Correct, Internet Film...
Awash in a Stream of Movies
Now I’m not saying his information is wrong or incomplete in any way but I want to add something to his theory on the future. In the future all film, ALL FILM will be available online. Every piece of film stock ever created will be available on the Internet, for a flat rate fee. You can watch as much as you want, whenever you want, however you want, etc. Pogue...
Some Baristas Say "NO!!!" I Say "YES!!!"
Starbucks to End Continuous Decaf Brewing After Noon
This will certainly make my night shift easier, no more sanitizing two coffee shuttles =)
For those who object to this turn of events I say put on a green apron, jump behind the counter and see what’s required to close down a store for the night. Til then, keep your mouth shut, pay for the beverage and get the hell out!
WatchFinally, a news source that isn’t afraid to poke fun at school shootings.
Only took 10 years, yeesh…
“Sometimes I want to pretend that the last 8 years never happened”
– By Yours Truly
Jonathan Miller's Atheism: A Rough History of...
This mini-series explores the development of atheism as a singular mode of being, clarifying quite spectacularly the emergence of secular thought over the past 500 years. Featuring interviews with Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennet, Arthur Miller, Colin McGinn and other secular luminaries.
Update: The YouTube links I put up got taken down so I’ve forwarded the link to Google Video (ironically,...
WatchBBC: Horizon - Why Are Thin People Not Fat?
I love BBC, plain and simple.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please refrain from eating food products while watching this show, you may feel the sudden need to “purge” if you do.
You’ve been warned
;-)
“We know a lot about what doesn’t make you happy. As a rule, nothing you lack now...”
– Redbook Magazine Originally Published May 1991
By Michael Crichton
Nice Try Guys, I'm Still Laughing Myself Silly
No Giggling: That Road Sign Means Something Else
All the wonderful places you won’t see while backpacking through europe =P
It's Like Buying The Generic Brand, Only...Not
Discount Dental
Oral-B is making a competition electric toothbrush to Sonic-Care’s. That’s nice, a little competition never hurt anyone. For half the price it sure is a great deal though!
It’s cheaper on Amazon.com
Pray To The Computer Gods That We All Get An...
Hate Vista? You May Like the Fix
One can only hope that they M$ ditches all the unnecessary sh*t from Windows 7.
If not, there’s always third party apps =P
I Am Now On Twitter, My Mediocrity Status...
Let there be no place, nor any action, no any time when I cannot Twitter my fuc*in’ brains out!
You shall hear of the best of times, and the worst of time. You shall hear of my most amazing achievements and silliest screwups. I do this for my fans, I do this for you America. Let the Renaissance of Matt
BEGIN!
WatchOh what happen? Orson fall down? =P
Bush Is Booed At Inauguration Day
“I was saying Boo-urns”
They Are Not Fu*king Around Tomorrow!!
25,000 deploy for security at inaugural
Most protected event ever includes 5,265 security cameras, snipers
Even I thought this was a little over the top, but hey, you can never be too sure!
(Segments from the article)
Some 25,000 police, military troops and law enforcement agents — including plainclothes officers roaming the crowds — will be on hand to handle the potentially 2 million people...
Modern Marvels - New York Subways →
Make sure you click the “Click here to launch the NinjaVideo Helper Beta 0.3.5” button because otherwise the video won’t play.
This documentary was awesome though, it made me feel good to know that I live next to the greatest city in the world! =)
Cliff Curtis said it best though,
I LOVE THIS CITY!!!
Mark Bittman (NYT Food Columinist): What's Wrong...
Just a little fun fact I thought everyone would like to know before watching the video:
(from video)
18% of green house gases are attributed to life stock production. How much life stock do you need to produce this? 70% of the agricultural land on Earth. 30% of the Earth’s land surface is directly or indirectly devoted to raising what we’ll eat. This amount is estimated to double in...
TED Amazes The Hell Out Of Me Sometimes, It Really...
Octocamo rocks!!
WatchTalks Barry Schwartz: The paradox of choice
WatchAngry Cop + $300 ticket = Call an Attorney!
WatchQ-Tip - ManWomanBoogie (feat. Amanda Diva)Now playing on my top ten of the month =)
“Sheikh Ali was waiting at Charlotte-Douglas International Airport for Matt Kane,...”
– Perfect response to the “where are you?” question. LOL.
Predator Cloaking Device Soon To Be Reality
Invisibility Cloak Almost Finished
They’ll surely remake Predator for 2011, only this time they won’t need a green screen, they will just need to find a real live alien!
An ode to one bad ass movie.
It May Piss People Off But I Think It's A...
Art Hoax Annoys Europeans, Americans Stare in Awe
Next Up: Who’s going to make a film about stealing this thing? Ocean’s 14 anyone?
It's A Dog-Eat-Dog World Out There, Watch Your Ass...
Swindlers Find Growing Market in Foreclosures
The companies under suspicion typically charge an upfront fee of up to $3,000 to help borrowers get lower rates on their mortgages from their lenders. But borrowers often cannot afford the fees, the service can be bogus and, in the worst cases, the homeowners lose their chance to renegotiate with their bank or to file for bankruptcy protection...
Why Can't I Understand Indian Music Video Lyrics?
I have no idea what she’s saying except for “trains and planes”, everything else is gibberish. It has a great beat though.
(Theme song from Slumdog Millionaire)
Another video I can’t understand at all (but at least someone attempted to subtitle it)
Sex Offender Wins Lottery, Buys 11 Year Old Male...
Just kidding about the male prostitute, but he did win the lottery.
Sex offender wins $500,000 Alaska lottery
I Love YouTube
Ford's New Electric Car →
Yes It's True, This Judge Has No Di*k
Judge Rules Madoff Can Remain Free on Bail
Seriously, how do you let this assh*le walk away on bail? HOW!!??
I don’t care if he’s 110, he’s broken the law, put him behind bars!!!! The days of the rich and famous walking free is done with, we have proven that conclusively over the last 2 years.
However don’t take my word for it, just ask Dr. Peter Venkman what he...
WatchThis just in: Kabbalah worshippers own and operate The Weather Channel.
More on this story as my brain unfolds.
“Doubt blew my fuc*ing mind!”
–
Doubt
The 11 Best Foods You Aren’t Eating
Eat them or they’ll eat you!!
Beets: Think of beets as red spinach, Dr. Bowden said, because they are a rich source of folate as well as natural red pigments that may be cancer fighters. How to eat: Fresh, raw and grated to make a salad. Heating decreases the antioxidant power.
Cabbage: Loaded with nutrients like sulforaphane, a chemical said to boost cancer-fighting enzymes. How to...
IT'S MADOFF!!!
My brother had the idea for this little annotated clip in which Madoff (played by Lawrence Oliver) faces strong protest in response to his actions on Wall Street and for the crimes he has committed. So I went ahead and created it from scratch.
Warning: Rated R for scenes of violence!!
Bees On Cocaine...Are These Fucking People Crazy!?...
I want you guys to read the very first sentence,
Buzz has a whole new meaning now that scientists are giving bees cocaine.
You couldn’t make this sh*t up, they are giving bees cocaine to study addiction patterns, simply unbelievable.
What’s next? Frogs and Heroin? At least frogs don’t have razor sharp, penetrating stingers!
All Your Yelps Belong To Us!!
I know I know, it’s shocking, I am now on Yelp 100%. It may come as a shock to some of you but this took a lot longer than you think. I spent hours putting this sh*t onto Yelp so you better leave positive ratings and be thankful that I suffered for your palate. As DeNiro said so quaintly, “Lady, I never walk into a place I don’t know how to walk out of”.
Now visit my site...
WatchNO MAN SHOULD HAVE THAT POWER!