Taking A Break From Posting

Taking a small hiatus from posting while I get a few things in order.  Feel free to chill in the...

Where's My Stuff Gonna Go?

Losing a Home, Then Losing All Out of Storage I personally felt that Mr. Carlin could only be...

Google+Unicef, They're The Bacardi &...

Support disaster relief in Myanmar (Burma)

African Women Have Mastered This...

Bundle Wrapping, Its The “In” Thing Right Now  Listen, and learn: How To Select The...

Excuse Me Sir, Yes, Hello. Is This Where...

Before They Became Police, These Men Were Italy’s Finest Grape Crushers   Televised Video Of...

They Do What The Cops Can't...So What's...

8 Men Disguised As Cops Are Accused of Abducting, Torturing and Robbing Dozens of Drug Dealers The...

You Find Some Weird Sh*t On The Internet...

Don’t Fu*k With The Orkin Man 

Destroying A Civilized Society Is Like...

"This City Deserves A Better Class Of...

The Force Is Strong With This One

    Great Job Guys, That Was One In A Million =)

Style And Form Come First, But Kicking...

NYPD Detectives Talk Looks While Busting Bad Guys As my dear readers know, I was involved in the...

Weekend Food Edition - Cuy: The Other...

Cuy, its whats for lunch I’m a New Yorker, so by definition alone I’m into anything...

Computers That Start Up Instantly, Cell...

I'm Amazed This Guy Didn't Contract...

Today In The News: Japanese Office Worker Browses 270,000 Porn Sites Wow, 270,000 sites, with the...

America, Now With 57% More Smug!

Good Bye Soccer Mom SUV’s, Hello Hybrid Compact Douchebags I’m all for conserving fuel...

More Container Shaped Food After The Jump…

HE’S BACK

Honey Doesn't Do Dick To Fight Allergies

Who's Got The A1?

 Truck Driver Inadvertently Starts Barbacue On The Interstate Too bad their wasn’t a...

To Save a Species, Serve It for...

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This Was So Ridiculous, I Just Had To...

Suck The Atmosphere Dry, Yeah, Suck It Baby  Something this wild could’ve only come from the...

Pastor Wright Needs To STFU

Obama Not Happy With Ex-Pastor’s Comments (click for video) Pastor Wright’s presence needs to...

Some Austrians Are Sick Fuc*ing People!

Austria Says Man Locked Up Daughter   Even this had me shudder a little bit. Kept enslaved in a...

Oh Screw The British, Its My Right As An...

LIRR is attempting to cut down on the number of feet on the seats(in the morning who’s doing...

Grand Theft Auto IV Will Make Me Buy A...

Painstakingly accurate, my town never looked so damn good on a tv screen.

Successful Torture Methods For Dummies

Letters Give C.I.A. Tactics a Legal Rationale                 You’d think as a movie...

From The Producers Of Gulf War 2: The...

Recession Diet Just One Way to Tighten Belt I know fear must be gripping you to the bone at this...

Coming Soon To An Election Booth Near...

Yea, yea its old news, still funny though. 

Today’s Random Drawing Of The Day

Today's Random Quote

“Different men have different tastes and preferences. And it’s not just physical. Some women...

Todays Top News: New Housing Prices Have...

                Thomas Jefferson once said, “The tree of liberty must be refreshed...

How Deep In Debt Are You?

I read this article last night on the train, I think it nails the explanation of the whole...

I Always Wondered If Big Foot Was Parev...

  From the depths of the blogosphere nether-region, comes the all new: Evil Monkey’s Guide to Kosher...

I Found Nessie

Congratulations World, We've Now All...

             Its no longer a rough patch we’re going through ladies and gentlemen....

2 Girls, 1 Cup (**WARNING** NOT TO BE...

I know I shouldn’t be putting this kind of stuff on my blog but the parody videos make you...

You Kids Want To See A Real Balloon...

I know, I’m a sick bastard, but so is this guy =P Man Posing As Clown Caught Uploading Child...

How's That Judas Priest Song Go Again?...

Wife of Shubert President Does Divorce YouTube Style  I almost never feel sympathy for the upper...

Ewww, And I Was Going To Eat Here Too...

Pinkberry Settles Lawsuit Over Misrepresentation Looks like its coming off the “awaiting...

I Know They Are Just Trying To Help But...

Commercials are getting more and more convincing…..NOT!  

A Little Future Insight On Miley Cyrus

I wanted to keep a record of this posting, so that in the future when ones of these outcomes turns...

Its Back To The Prison Yard For You...

Loud Mouth Escapee Lands Himself Back in Prison I like to call these emmy award winners “My...

Shut Up And Eat Your Slice Jackass!

Man gets paid $2.6m for domain name The guy makes a cool $2.6 million on a deal to sell his domain...

What Did One Cop Say To The Other? Let's...

Ok, so it was a cheesy joke, bite me.  As most of my readers know i was, up until the mid part of...

The Corporation On YouTube

The link below is setup in “playlist” form so it will automatically go to the next...

Boldly Bone Where No Man Has Boned...

Man Has Sex Table Up next after the hump…jump, I meant jump!  

Cheesing At Its Best!

Cheesing: (Verb)“To become high by way of snorting or sniffing cat piss. Cheesing can cause...

How Not To Adopt a Child From Africa

Yeah, Its The City That Never Sleeps,...

Ordering In: NYC Delivery Services Rundown I want to take this oppurtunity to announce that I am...

It Could Only Happen In NYC

Two Crackheads Find Costumes, Go Walking Around 42nd St. For Change:  This is the land of...

Noooooooooooooooo!! NOT MY TAM TAM'S,...

It’s ‘Hide the Matzo’ for Real: Tam Tams Are Scarce   Your Fuc*ing with me...

If You Build It, They Will Sh*t...

Egg McMuffin Inventor Dies at 89 Yes, the creator of the Egg McMuffin has left this world for...

This Has Got To Be Lord Xenu's Best Work...

Its Like I Always Said, If Your Gonna...

 The latest fad the Federal Bureau of Investigation is into: FBI Posts Fake Hyperlinks To Snare...

More Idiotic News From CNN (Fish...

Since I’ve been in a “fish mode” kind a way for the last day or so, I thought why...

"I Love Bad News...I Love Bad News" -...

Kristen’s $1 Million Dollar Deal With Girls Gone Wild Gets Pulled, The Producers Already Have...

This Is Why Textbooks Were Invented,...

  I don’t mean to suggest that I even find this remotely humorous on the part of the student....

Taking On A New Career Choice, More To Follow…

Every Dog Has His Day, This One Just...

Kind of reminds me of that episode of south park parodying Easter Sunday (where jesus decided to...

Blend It...Blend It Real Good

Presently I’m looking into getting a Krups Silent Blender for less then $150, why you ask?...

More screwball comedy from the group that brought you the...

Its About Fuc*ing Time!! Get Rid Of...

 More Americans Are Giving Up Golf George Carlin had this to say during his 1992 performance at...

And The Truth Shall Set You Free

All of you by now know my horror stories of the NYPD recruiting process and I’m happy to...

Nothing To Do When Your Locked In...

Today, NYPD Detectives continued there stake out on Mr. Kunsman, a suspect in the killing of the...

What A Jackass...This Is Exactly Why I...

Is Your Facebook Really Cancelled?

How Sticky Is Membership on Facebook? Just Try Breaking Free Be careful critters, online will fuck...

Today On The News: The Fat Guys Get...

Santa Clause gets shackled, looks like he’ll be doing some “hard time” with the...

Christ, the audience for this update is unbelievable, it...

Randy Quaid's banished...FOREVER!

Randy Quaid’s Antics Lead to Banishment from Union I never liked him as an actor to begin with...

Giants Parade + fans of all different...

  I don’t want to say “I told you so” but then again, you knew this was going to...

Let's Talk About Sex

I found this piece while digging around the weekly “Time Out New York” Magazine I...

I Love Robot Chicken, Made by Jews, for...

Next Tuesday, Obama wins Super Tuesday, hands down, yay!

And You Thought You Had Problems?

Courtesy of:   Recent studies released by The University of South Dakota indicate that 94% Of South...

They are building a statue to remember a bear? Are you...

$720 A Month!? That's a pretty damn...

   Now, if only the lights could be turned off =

Undercover Cops Takes On A Whole New Meaning

The Univeral Customer Service Hot Line,  we love you too...

He Died Of A Fucking Drug Overdose, Lets...

A direct quote from IMDb: [excerpt from The Dark Knight trivia] “…To prepare for the...

Next Wednesday is Delete Your MySpace...

January 30th, make sure to mark that calendar! Celebrate the Freedom by also deleteing your...

Say Hello To The Roommate From Hell!

Today on Today NOW!

This Is Why I Won't Buy Refurbished

Reasons not to buy refurbished anything

Don't Watch Movies On Your iPhone, Or...

Michael Imperioli Must Feel Like An...

Toshiba ‘disappointed’ over Warner Bros. decision    At least he got a paycheck ;) 

I’m going job hunting tomorow, first thing. Wish me...

Its the only way to fucking travel

I finally cut the tether and it feels...

Even though I’m Jewish I can still receive an outstanding gift from my Christmas celebrating...

I say stone the SOB

Yes, there are some traditions that should still be held in public venues, like stoning the wicked,...

The New Line of Hedge Fund Tees...yes...

Line up ladies and gentlemen and purchase the new Hedge Fund Branded Tees! They come in all shapes,...

StumbleUpon

My friend persuaded me to install this little add on to Firefox just to give it a go. After about 6...

The NYPD just lost *another* good man

Listen, I’m not out here to slander anybody or destroy the reputation of the NYPD for being an...

Yearning for the days of old

If its of any importance to my piece of mind, I must publicly announce that Radioschmuck was raping...

Via Con Dios MySpace

I finally disassembled and tossed the remaining body parts that was my MySpace page into the east...

RadioSchmucks

So, today I resigned from Radioshack. Needless to say, I am not entirely surprised by this chain of...

First day of candidate introduction...

Yesterday was my first view of what could awa