Matt's Ruminations

It’s a great alternative to owning a horse…cheaper too.

Austerity Survival Guide.

Know it. Follow it. Remember it.

This is NOT a trailer for a movie.

This…is an awesome thank you note from Bill Murray.

Source: I asked Bill for an autograph. I got this instead

Watch out for the…Frisbee of death!

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Shit. What ever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn’t grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. Nature knows best!

Sir George Carlin

He definitely made a solid point.

Kids Eating Detergent Packets

The kid who eats too many detergent packets doesn’t grow up to have a functioning brain. Nature knows best

Thanks Reddit!

Now I have a whole new way to fuck with people on chat boards. Muhahahaha

This wins my video of the week.

What. The. Fuck.

So horrible and yet…

so funny

Qantas cuts 500 engineering jobs

“Qantas has confirmed it will slash 500 engineering jobs and close its heavy maintenance base in Melbourne - one of three in Australia - by August as part of cost-cutting measures.

Ending weeks of speculation about the extent of the cuts, Qantas today said that it would consolidate its heavy maintenance work into bases in Brisbane and at Avalon Airport near Geelong following the closure of the facility at Melbourne’s Tullamarine Airport with the loss of 422 jobs.”

Rainmans tantrum just got shot to shit.

Quantas will crash….soon

(Source: theage.com.au)

James Lipton schools Mitt Romney

I Jackie Chan

Goddamn right.

I’d feel a little more confident in using the feature and the Firefox design team if they had put someone on camera who didn’t sound like they were pulling  the dialogue right out of their ass.

We could also do without the “Hi. Where in my bedroom” decor look.

This guy’s a great story teller

What the fuck did I just watch

wakingthedragon:

starlingivy:

celebraterickysargulesh:

Ha, no, I did not just spend 20 minutes photoshopping a “Game of Scones” poster, why do you ask.

Also known as “Love Games”

WHICH HOUSES WOULD BE WHICH TYPES OF SCONES I WONDER?