Matt's Ruminations

Aquaponics

…Because your fucking life depends on it.

Grow food where you live. Bitches.

(Source: friendlyaquaponics.com)

"I appreciate the work that goes into this blog’s technical analysis very much. But the fact is that if people no longer received assistance from the government the economy would be in shambles. Unemployment would skyrocket. GDP would plummet. Then where would we be?

The option is to stimulate growth now and pay for it later. It isn’t like the U.S. is going to stop producing goods, food, and other such products. After a “push” from stimulus then Americans will be back on their feet and GDP will rise. Along the way debts will be paid off. It has worked before, it will work now, and it will work again."

Who Else But Krugman!

(Source: zerohedge.com)

Shit Customers Say… To Servers

If I had to choose one, it would be

Can I just have hot water, I brought my own tea bag

Then go home and boil the water yourself, bitch.

The Photographer

He’ll shoot you….in 10,000 different shutter times

Adrien Brody is…the teacher.

Actors have always and will always fuck up lines.

Still, it’s hilarious watching Bogart screw up on camera.

Movies from an Alternate Universe

James Dean would wipe the floor with Gosling, no question.

Maybe she’s born with it..

Nah….I’m pretty sure it’s photoshop

Fotoshop…by Adobe.

Look thinner, gorgeous and perfect….forever

9 Silly Things People Say When They Hear You Don’t Want Kids

1. Aren’t you worried about ending up old and lonely?

2. “But you’d have such great kids!”

3. “But you’d be such a great mom!”

4. Don’t you want a family?

5. “But they’re so cute!”

6. “But it’s natural.”

7. “It’s a woman’s greatest achievement.”

8. “You’ll change your mind.”

9. “You should have at least one of your own.”

(Source: alternet.org)

This is Spielberg predicting the future of film in 1982.

[starts in at 0:23]

Completely fucking accurate.

Spooky.

(Source: moviebob.blogspot.com)

Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom.

I’m open minded about this one.

Paula Deen Has Diabetes…This Surprises People?

Her ENTIRE show centered around making high carb, high sugar meals.

She’s definitely not a follower of Gary Taubes, I can tell you that much.

There’s really nothing to say…..

(Source: Slate)

"If a male performer can’t do the ‘performing’ part, you’re out a lot a lot a lot of money.” That’s why you see the same male performers used over and over again. To the porn industry, Evan Stone’s penis is interchangeable with Ron Jeremy’s or Rocco Siffredi’s or Manuel Ferrara’s or James Deen’s."

I didn’t much care for James Deen before, but now I just see him as a pretentious dick prop.

Congratulations, you’re Jewish (practicing, non-practicing?) and you’re in porn, so is Ron Jeremy, Randy West and several dozen other male porn stars; this doesn’t make you special.

Jesus fuck, even Rocco Siffredi isn’t this arrogant.

(Source: GOOD)